okay, so, yeah. i am making a profile on match.com. BUT. i am doing it so i can see what profiles on match.com look like so i can help a friend create her sure-to-be-alluring profile. already, it's off to an auspicious start:

The username you selected is already in use.
Please enter another username, or choose one of the usernames we've suggested.

* catherinea531
* catherineapookie

just for the record, catherineapookie is going to be my new IM name.

UPDATE:
friend: um..yeah they suggested (name)bug for me
friend: i think i'll keep that one
pablohoney: hahah
friend: cause...just....yeah.
friend: that's me
pablohoney: wtf like those are the most stereotypically retarded names ever
pablohoney: POOKIE? BUG?!?!
friend: hhaaha
friend: how about qtpie
pablohoney: next it's going to be like, catherinea was not available, would you like catherineschmoopie