so very wrong
Gaze upon this bottle, ye blog readers, and despair. Chipotle beer. Yes. That's right. Chipotle. You thought that it was just getting into your ketchup, and mayo, and tortilla chips, but you were wrong. It's everywhere. Doctors are now warning pregnant women not to eat fish because of dangerously escalating oceanic chipotle levels.
I really, really don't understand the appeal. Jalapeno peppers have a perfectly nice taste when they're unsmoked. Smoke does not immediately make things taste better. Sure, it works well with meat and a few other things. But it's a great way to ruin perfectly good cheese, and when applied to vegetables it tends to completely overwhelm them. Plus it's somewhat bad for you.
The other lesson, aside from the seeming inevitability of a chipotle stripe being added to boxes of neopolitan ice cream, is that Rogue brand beer is terrible. You can't trust those people. I've seen them put chocolate — actual bittersweet chocolate — into perfectly innocent stouts (I know, other people do this too, but they're no less dangerously insane). Beware the beer iconoclast: he doesn't have your best interests in mind. He's just trying to look cool in front of his brewer friends.
Still, in my mind Rogue is only the second-most objectionable beer company. Worst of all is Dogfish Head. This is thanks to their Chickory Stout, which I had the misfortune of sampling some years back. I'm not sure what chickory is — I think people used to eat it during the Civil War, possibly to distract themselves from the pain of battlefield limb amputation — but I know it's terrible, and should never, ever enter a human mouth. That was far and away the worst beer I've ever tasted. And I've consumed entire glasses of skittlebraü (tip: drink it quickly, while it's still clear and delightfully rainbow-colored, rather than thick, chalky and brown).

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At least they warned everybody to stay away by putting the gayest cowboy ever on the label.
(I tried to make that strike-gay, per custom, but you're strike doesn't work.)
Ack! that s/b "your"
I don't think you realize exactly how many peppers go by the name chipotle, or how much flavor in salsa is derived from chipotle. But if you're arguing against the commercialization of the chipotle, we may yet find some common cause.
One night they were giving away the chipotle Rogue at Cue, and I'm fairly certain that Jeremy and I drank all the stuff they had left.
Well, you're right, I clearly don't know how many peppers go by that name, because my understanding is that a chipotle is a smoked jalapeno. And while I recognize that there may be lots of jalapeno variants, I have yet to have a chipotle that tasted much different from one or the other.
And I do recognize that chipotle can be a big part of salsa. But I don't really like that part very much. I really prefer simple salsas without significant smoke flavoring. There's a big difference between something a pepper that's been fire-roasted and has a resulting smokey element and one that's been actually smoked. The latter isn't very appealing to me.
also, Becks: do you really think that guy looks gay? He just kind of looks like Al Swearengen's hippie brother to me.
Ick. Chicory is a root that people used to make fake "coffee" out of when coffee was too expensive or scarce. It also tastes like roasted feet. I can't believe anyone would advertise a beer that's flavored with Chicory.
There's something about that shoulder placement and the sideways glance that looks a little suspect.
You are insane. Dogfish Head is certainly experimental, to the point of being sensational and provocative, but it works most of the time. I don't care for the Chicory Stout either (though I could imagine enjoying it w/ the right food pairings), however many of their other off-the-wall experiments I find highly quaffable (Midas Touch, World Wide Stout, Olde School, 120 minute, etc.).
Okay, maybe not quaffable. I wouldn't recommend quaffing WWS. But I like that they've stretched the boundaries of what beer can be (WWS acts like a spirit), while keeping them very drinkable for the most part.
Er...no comment on Rogue's questionable offering. But I'd give it a shot.
The Chicory Stout is a little funky, but a lot of the other Dogfish beer isn;t too bad. The Indian Brown Ale and Shelter Pale Ale are both very tasty, and their 60 and 90 Minute IPA's are good if you like the Sierra Nevada-esque hoppy flavor. They have some really good seasonal stuff too, the selection is always changing. There's a newish Dogfish Head Alehouse in Gaithersburg that has pretty much all of their offerings, if not on tap then in their "vintage beer cooler", which, despite appearances, isn't just a euphempism for "old beer".
Ah yes, World Wide Stout. It's something like 22% alcohol, and actually gets more alcoholic as it ages (and apprently gets better, too). They do like to experiment--their Pangea beer is made with ingredients from all seven continents (I think they got the water from Antarctica or something). It's a bit of an affectation, but I liked it.
Have you actually tried the beer? Like many beers that actually try to have flavor (unlike the Coors, Buds and Millers of the world), it was complex and left a unique peppery aftertaste. Rogue makes some of the best beer I've tried (the Mocha Porter and Chocolate Stout were surprisingly disappointing).
Maybe the east hasn't quite readied itself to the strong flavors of good west coast beer.
Have you tried it? Your comments are conspicously lacking in noting whether or not you have partaken in the sweet nectar of Chipotle from Rogue. It is a great taste, as are most of their offerings. Much like Stoine's Arrogant Bastard Ale, though, you have to be man enough to take and appreciate it.. maybe this is your issue? Not sure, either way you are wrong about the beer.
Admittedly, I haven't yet had the chipotle beer. I just saw it at Trader Joe's -- sounds like I better give it a shot.
However, this seems very, very wrong:
strong flavors of good west coast beer
There's some good west coast beer, to be sure. But to my mind the term is mostly synonymous with overhopped crap.
There's some good west coast beer, to be sure. But to my mind the term is mostly synonymous with overhopped crap.
This is true. Though there is no one region of the country, as far as I can tell, that has a monopoly on overhopped crap. But this
But [smoking is] a great way to ruin perfectly good cheese
is deeply mistaken. Smoked cheese can be sublime. As I've said elsewhere, this smoked cheddar is amazing, a great cheese with phenomenal depth of flavor. Get some and repent.
Chipotle 'salright. It is a bit of a craze right now. But the smoke does add an appealing richness for those of us who are not enamored of plain heat.
"Overhopped crap"? Such short shrift for the birthplace of the brewery responsible for the only brewing style indigenous to the States!
Also: Pumpkin Ale, Bridgeport IPA, and wonderful Sierra Nevada (which I suspect is the beer you're dismissing). Or maybe those are the exceptions you're allowing.
But then, what are the great mid-Atlantic ales? I'll grant you Tupper's Hop Pocket Pils, which keeps me coming back to the Big Hunt.
"Overhopped crap"? Such short shrift for the birthplace of the brewery responsible for the only brewing style indigenous to the States!
Also: Buffalo Bill's Pumpkin Ale, Bridgeport IPA, and wonderful Sierra Nevada (which I suspect is the beer you're dismissing). Or maybe those are the exceptions you're allowing?
I can't think of many great mid-Atlantic ales (sorry, Pittsburgh, Iron City kind of blows). I'll grant you Tupper's Hop Pocket Pils, which keeps me coming back to the Big Hunt.
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