Because you already kicked cancer's ass?

Single-handedly. She's like Rambo, for medicine.

because i'm lazy and raising all that money was harder than running the race!

Will you write about poop again?

always happy to write about the poop.

you should do the rock n' roll half marathon with us again!!!!!!

I *might* sign up for the richmond marathon. I just don't want to miss the opportunity of drinking heavily on Halloween due to the damn MCM.