Edition two of the F.W. Thomas Performances is tonight at the Warehouse Theater. I don't know any of the acts this time around, except for T.M. Lowery, who was a highlight of the last show. But I have been told that the event is being held in a larger and presumably more accessible performance space than the last one. So if a fire breaks out during the show, you're less likely to die a horrible, agonizing death. How's that for an endorsement? This is probably where I should also note that it only costs $3.

I intend to go, but that plan may be short-circuited. Charles and I both came perilously close to starving to death this weekend, so some emergency grocery shopping might be in order instead.