The second funniest thing about this Onion article is that it's almost sort of true. If you include Japanese wrestlers, anyway.

It'd be the funniest thing if not for the graphic of the luchadores doing planchas over the fence.

ALSO: Has it really been a year since Wrestlemania? Apparently so, 'cuz this year's is happening on Sunday. Anyone interested/know what the hell is going on in the WWE these days? A quick glance reveals that Rey Mysterio is competing for the heavyweight championship. Times (and steroid regimens) have changed, apparently.