It's official. Catherine and Tommy are too cool to be friends with me anymore.

Holy shite! I started growing mine out a while ago. Does this mean I was ahead of the trend curve? I only did it for two reasons:
1) Makes me look like an evil badass.
2) QC said that facial hair is usually a sign that a man is single and available. It's a subtle statement that says "I'm not dating anyone so who cares if my hair is itchy".

Now if I only had an excuse for my thinning hair...

Truly. It's just a matter of days until the morning "news" shows pick this one up.

I've always thought beards on men are darn sexy, and much better than the mustache and fannypack trend that was all the rage in Williamsburg a while back. And better still than overgrown sideburns or muttonchops that the kids sported in college.

Yes, I am definitvely pro-beard. In fact, a friend of mine has even developed a term for us ladies who like our men with fuzzy faces:

beardos.

OK, Tommy, the letters are pouring in. Match you beard for beard, see who can grow the least offensive? I see potential for brackets.

Don't fall for the hype! The bell curve of hipness has hit its peak. I hear that shaving with 5-bladed razors is the new beard.