Do you like the internet? Do you like your pet? Do you not hate the troops (too much)? Then this is for you.

Via Penny Arcade.

Next Python tutorial installment: forthcoming.

Super Bowl: delicious, but unprofitable.

Company-sponsored happy hours: pretty great, it turns out.

Softmodding Kriston & Matt's Xbox: easy and successful. Email me if I know you, you own an Xbox, and don't care about using Xbox Live.

Playing marble madness by tilting my powerbook: seemingly possible.

Mastercard commercial parodies: to be avoided at all costs.

Genuine content soon — as soon as it can be squozen out of my brain.