as noted in comments below, i stayed home sick today and have been using my ass-on-couch time to actually be productive and work on a number of assignments i have due for next week. unfortunately, my plan has been somewhat thwarted by, you guessed it, the Noisy Upstairs Neighbor. apparently he holds a job wherein he is required to a) stay at home all day b) do jumping jacks to a soundtrack of third eye blind for 7 hours straight.

my retaliation plan, put in effect 15 minutes ago?

playing belle and sebastian, really, really loud.

that's right, don't fuck with the motherfucking stuart murdoch. he will blow your ears out with pure cuteness.