please die. or sleep. or surgically turn your feet into marshmallows. WHATEVER IT TAKES I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK

update: for reference, previous noisy upstairs neighbor issues can be found here. and here. basically, i got four hours of sleep last night, even after kindly (AGAIN) asking dude to STFU. (i caught him barrelling his way down the outside stairs, taking out his trash at 12:30 am. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?) and could basically hear him roll his eyes from 30 feet away. whatever, neighbor man. i'm going to take your cats and rope them to your feet like fuzzy slippers. maybe then i'll get a little peace and quiet.