i barely ever read the horoscopes, but i do like those once-a-year ones that say if blah-and-blah is your birthday (because they're always nice. what astrologist is going to say, if this is your birthday, you are doomed to sadness and despair and dead kitties?)...here's mine:

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (January 11). You dare to dream big, and therefore you break through your past limitations. Your birthday rockets you into an era of increased confidence and self-esteem. Love flows to you because you know you deserve it! A part-time enterprise makes a huge difference to your finances next month. Scorpio and Sagittarius people bring out your passion. Your lucky numbers are: 9, 3, 20, 25 and 35.

a part-time enterprise? either i will a) start freelancing or b) start hookering, because the way things are going this quarter, i'm not going to have enough time to do my laundry, let alone enterprise in any other manner.

And many happy returns (whatever those are) to my lovely girlfriend, who turns 26 today. Got any newfound words of wisdom for me and my callow peers?