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via amber, i tried out this celebrity-face-imaging thing-a-majigy that is supposed to scan and analyze a photo of you and tell you what celebrity you most look like. why this is important to anybody, i am not sure, but it certainly is fun...turns out my top matches are a) katie holmes (this is totally untrue, btw, and will do nothing to diminish the TomCat nickname) b) jk rowling (i can see that a bit more; blond, big schnoz, etc) c) kate winslet and d)....martina navratilova.
yay.
who do you get?

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I got Alec Baldwin and Henry Fonda
i get demi moore on another photo. much better! though martina is still the runner up. also, my male equivalent is repeatedly jason biggs. tommy thinks this is hilarious.
Clooney, baby! Top match! Whoo!
Then Gene Kelly, then Helmut Kohl (mystifying), then Dennis Quaid, then Harry Belafonte (hmm). Also Carey Grant, Matt Leblanc and Elton John clock in at over 50% similarity.
Also, I get no female matches. Too fucking virile.
I think that you didn't get any female matches because all female movie stars are attractive as a rule, and you are...well...you see what I am saying.
I got no male matches. I did get, in order:
Shania Twain (WTF?)
Bette Davis
Kate Winslet
X-tina (oh dear god no)
Mira Sorvino
Renee Zellweger
Isabelle Adjani
Hilary Duff
CRACKING UP. My whole life, people have told me Alicia Silverstone (when "rounder" in college) and Estella Warren. This is priceless.
oh i can see the estella warren thing. shania...? maybe not so much. i would try out a different photo if you have one. mine changes with every shot.
OK, I've done two more photos. Names that keep coming up are Halle Berry, Renee Zellweger, Shania, Beyonce, Julianne Moore (I did have a friend tell me that once, she's convinced I'm her with blonde hair)... I dunno.
I did have my first and only male counterpart pop up - Elijah Wood.
I think my cheekbones are more prominent than I thought.
This is overly addictive, btdubs.
Awesome. I got, in order:
Nadia Comaneci
Agatha Christie
Andie MacDowell
Maria Montez (this is my favorite)
Aretha Franklin
Artie Shaw
Avril Lavigne
Eminem (wha?)
Stan Getz
Franz Lehar (this one's just weird)
I think I win for most diverse and/or culturally high brow list. TWO big band leaders, the Queen of Soul, a rapper, a pop-punk princess, The Queen of Technicolor (aka The Caribbean Cyclone), a mystery novelist, a Romanian gymnast, and ... Andie MacDowell.
So fun. I've never been able to come up with anyone when asked who I think I look like. From now on, I'm going with Maria Montez.
i got kate winslet. catherine, i always thought we looked alike.
i KNOW! practically twins, us...
i tried again with this photo, and got courtney cox. uh. ok. (natalya, if you're interested, you get gillian anderson!)
On my first photo, I got:
Cameron Diaz
Shania Twain
Diana Rigg
Sharon Stone
Grace Kelly
Audrey Tautou
Helena Bonham Carter
Christina Ricci
Judy Garland
Ninet Tayeb
On another photo, I got:
Audrey Tautou
Janica Kostelic
Shania Twain
Cameron Diaz
Kate Winslet
Shakira
Jodie Foster
Jennifer Lopez
Brian Epstein
Rachel Corrie
People usually tell me I look like Natalie Portman and Angelina Jolie, but they didn't appear on my lists...
Uh... on my first photo, I got no one. I look like nobody.
I tried another photo and got Kate Winslett, which I don't see at all but people tell me all the time. Ya can't argue with science!
But I can argue that I don't look like Zhang Ziyi. Right?
The rest of the list:
Elisha Cuthbert
Liza Minnelli
Sania Mirza
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Keira Knightley
Julianne Moore
Hilary Duff
Jennifer Aniston
yes, Teresa does look like Natalie Portman! And I think you're the same age too. The only other match on your list is Helena Bonham Carter. I don't see how you match JLO, Sharon Stone or Jodie Foster.
Natalie Portman is a year younger and we have a similar ethnic background too. Maybe Natalie Portman wasn't in their database.
My results in order were:
Sean Astin (from Lord of the Rings fame)
Pete Sampras
Orlando Bloom (I don't know why... could the LoTR related)
Sebastien Loeb (YES! This is awesome.)
Salvador Dali (Go figure!)
At least from the picture I submitted, Sean Astin is the closest and I can see why from the picture they had of him. Of course, I'm a little taller and beefier... but hobbit-like nonetheless.
And I'm aflutter with glee that the site thinks I look like Sebastien Loeb. He's my favorite WRC driver and after last season, he makes even the manliest of men quiver in their loins. Not only is he the fastest, winningest, and sexiest French driver in the WRC, he unofficially looks like his greatest fan... me!
umm...i got katie holmes first too, catherine. scientology is working it's way into celebrity heritage???? wtf!
but then I got:
Reika Hashimoto
Lucy Liu
Penelope Cruz
Sofia Coppola
Angelina Jolie
Beyonce Knowles
Whitney Houston (the picture they showed was before she was on crack)
Jennifer Aniston
Naomi Watts
ha! my number one was angelina jolie. um...yeaaahhh.
then, sadly,
avril lavigne
ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
jane goodall
annette benning
and...hamid karzai??
i don't like this game.
Just got around to trying this out tonight and I got:
Kevin Spacey (highest at 68%)
Sean Penn
Gene Hackman
Gerard Depardieu
Jennifer Aniston
John Cusack
Rod Stewart
Takeshi Kitano
Hugh Grant
Mel Gibson (lowest at 50%)
I'm Halle Berry. Also, Beyonce Knowles and Alicia Keyes. Apparently I'm secretly a black woman.
Neve Campbell, Edward Norton, Franz Kafka, and Ayn Rand... but no mention of the only resemblance I've actually heard from various people over the years--Lucas Haas.
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