if anyone tries this with the 'stick, you are dead. DEAD DO YOU HEAR ME? (unless you are going to give him to me, shh)

and also, uhhh........why is it called a jackass penguin? is that, like, a scientific name? that stuff about the braying just does not jibe.

i somehow love kelly clarkson even more!:

Kelly Clarkson defends her drinking by citing the Bible. Sort of. "Jesus drank," the "American Idol" star tells the January/February issue of Blender magazine. "It came straight from the Bible that he had a glass of wine. Actually, I don't know if it says he actually drank it, but whatever."