An enigma, you are.

i'm stalking all yall!

no, not really. just was bored today and googling various people, old contacts, etc.

Also, don't forget the pygmalii. Horrible truths revealed via the internet! Or actually, just the name of the guy who DJed their wedding.

Brad?

OH WAIT. Scratch that. I know exactly what you're referring to. Jesus.

And that's not all! Fortunately, I am a merciful internet creep.

great. thank you. you now have me sufficiently fucking spooked; but i am thankful you are merciful.

Sorry. I don't mean to scare you. The URL I have in mind is about the N, anyway.

Don't forget your Friendstering! :)

What the hell are you guys talking about? Are you bad mouthing Brad the DJ? He adhered to the "No white artists from the 70's" rule. Until that $100 bill was flashed.

oh, this original post wasn't inspired by any pyg-stalking. i was stalking all the other people. i think tommy found some fun stuff randomly, though.

it wasn't. i am just extreme talented at hijacking comment boards for my own pleasure. ME ME ME catherine. US US US. We're annoying.

Bah! Investigative googling is nothing compared to psychoanalyzing someone from their online life. And from what I can tell, Italy-loving, panda-crazed, ham-eating, wine-drinking, "new media" journalist blondes seems to be one degree away from the Nip/Tuck Carver. This doesn't bode well for you. :)
You should get on the newest trend... breadcrumbing(TM)! It's where you leave fake details about yourself online so that others can find you.