oh. mah. god. most disgusting story you'll read on the internets today.

this is what i spend time doing when i'm supposed to be finishing up an article, writing a huge research paper and starting work on a 1,000 word profile. this and reading hysterical stories about public masturbators on the CTA red line, which i ride quite often, and taking mental notes on how to deal with them when the situation inevitably, uh, arises. yup.