nobody ever pooed in the foyer to my apartment in washington, that's for sure. (unless tommy and charles are hiding deep, dark secrets.)

gross.

UPDATE: according to a neighbor who actually saw the offending poo (i only smelled its remnants, or, er, whatever, when i came home from class around 1 pm) it looked like a "mass" that had been "scraped off of something." i am about to die of disgustedness and terrifiedness. who. does. this?!?!?

UPDATEII: best blog post ever, perhaps?