okay, i know "halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it," but when you see costumes like these, you know shit is getting out of hand. you should just give up on the entire pretense of having a costume and dress yourself in a saran wrap mini skirt or something. i mean, the slutty ref? SERIOUSLY? and WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO SLUT UP STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE? fine, rape my childhood. that's cool.
i had hoped to be leela, but frankly, i don't think any of my school friends have seen an episode of "futurama" in their lives, so the joke might be lost. any other suggestions?
UPDATE: quote from the thread:
I love how any uniform can be made into a Halloween costume if you cut off six inches and throw on some fishnets.
I'm skanky fast food girl! Skanky chef! Skanky doctor!
I want someone to get a pink suit, cut off the skirt and go as skanky Laura Bush.