take that, you fucking swedes

posted by tom / September 12, 2005 /

hemnes dresser

This is how I spent Sunday morning after dropping Catherine off at her parents' house. I have conquered HEMNES. I'm like, a craftsman, or something.

Seriously though, I'm starting to really enjoy putting this crap together. Last year's GOLIAT corner desk was... traumatizing. But now I'm thinking about sending my resume to these people. I think this must be what Thomas Friedman means when he says American workers should respond to globalism by learning new skills.

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"Uh...Tom, if you didn't use at least 5 to 10 power tools in making that dresser, well, ya know know, it ain't much of a conquest." he says adjusting his toolbelt and gunning his Makita 1/2 inch pistol grip electric drill.

Posted by: urunkle on September 12, 2005 11:19 PM

i can't see the picture but that's the dresser I have and I had fun putting it together too.

Posted by: Naomi on September 13, 2005 03:34 PM

this link should work (but not actually be worth following).

And yes, despite being an unimpressive feat, this is the closest to being a lumberjack that my detestable yuppie lifestyle allows. I put it together using tools I bought for $4 at Microcenter!

Posted by: tom on September 13, 2005 03:38 PM

and Naomi, allow me to compliment you on your excellent taste (did you have a girlfriend tell you which one to buy, too?).

Posted by: tom on September 13, 2005 03:42 PM

"...using tools I bought for $4 at Microcenter"

Computer geeks!

Posted by: urunkle on September 13, 2005 09:56 PM

oh nope...I have the taller one, but now that I see that one, I want to trade. :)

Posted by: Naomi on September 14, 2005 09:23 AM

You're kind of a computer geek, right? You could build jwz's steel-pipe bookcase.

Posted by: ben wolfson on September 14, 2005 02:20 PM

Or a tensegrity anything.

Posted by: ben wolfson on September 14, 2005 02:25 PM

Sadly, my books are only made out of paper. So the whole steel pipe thing might be overkill.

I notice that he used glass for the shelves. Doesn't that kind of defeat the point?

Can you make tensegrity furniture? Assuming you want to furnish your house with something other than domes, I mean.

Posted by: tom on September 14, 2005 04:17 PM

Yes. Maybe the Wayback Machine has the pictures. This guy's bookcase is nuts: whereas normally you'd have straight pipes and helical/diagonal wire, he twisted the pipes, too.

I have a bookcase currently held together solely by (1) inaccuracies in where I drilled the holes in the wood and (2) vertical tension from pipe caps and floor flanges at either end. Some diagonal aircraft wire and you may as well call it tensegrity.

Posted by: ben wolfson on September 14, 2005 04:28 PM

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