It looks like Wonkette has linked to my nerd utility belt post, making an already satisfying episode of girlfriend-humiliation into a greater success than I could ever have imagined. So, welcome. If you feel like poking around, adding to our traffic stats, and otherwise boosting our egos, here are some places to start.

• Catherine's masturbating vespa boy story. Nothing tickles the ribs quite like a story involving sex crimes.


• My Da Vinci Code parody. Friends agree: it's all been downhill from here.


• Shark versus Crocodile. Why this failed to take the blogosphere by storm is beyond me.

There. That should last you until you get bored and start another Sodoku. There are also, you know, amazing pictures of Italy, courtesy of Catherine. But linking to those might cost me precious, precious bandwidth, so you'll just have to find them yourself. The links that are clearly featured on the right side of the page, I mean. Just over there, see? Yeah, there you go.