Pennsylvania local news is great. A teaser featured an anchor asking, "gas prices got you using regular instead of the recommended premium?", thereby portraying a wildly inaccurate idea of what you're supposed to put in your car; their intro to a piece on the $100 cheesesteak actually referred to its purchasers as "suckers"; and an elderly woman being interviewed about a watermain break noted that during a surgery she had died on the table twice. "So how bad could it [the watermain break] be?"

All of this within the first ten minutes. Awesome.