dumb dumb dumb

posted by tom / July 04, 2005 /

I'm watching PBS's Fourth of July broadcast at the moment, and while it's nice to have a talented orchestra underscore American awesomeness, I'm a little confused. Sure, I don't know anything about classical music... but did you guys really just play a piece from the last Star Wars movie?

I may actually be a culturally illiterate dimwit, but I don't usually expect PBS to be the one pointing it out to me.

Also: for a celebration of Americanousity in all its forms, this show has got a pretty high percentage of foreigners performing. When does Charlie Daniels go on?

Comments

I think your first mistake was not having been watching Die Hard.

Posted by: Kriston on July 4, 2005 09:41 PM

No, no, no -- Die Hard is how you celebrate Christmas. I stumbled across the dress rehearsal for the Capital Fourth thing yesterday and the lineup was just as confusing in person. In their attempt to be inoffensive, they forgot to be entertaining. The fireworks tonight were great, though. The best part -- watching the ducks in the reflecting pool freak the hell out when they started going off. Highly entertaining.

Posted by: Becks on July 4, 2005 11:30 PM

Christmas? So when does your family sit down for a yuletide viewing of Terminator 2?

Posted by: Kriston on July 5, 2005 09:38 AM

Sorry Kriston, but Becks is right: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. T2, filled as it is with millenialism and dread, strikes me as what you put on once everyone else at your new year's party has passed out. It might make a nice birthday selection, too.

Posted by: tom on July 5, 2005 09:49 AM

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