awesome
take a look at this woman:
i want you all to take guesses in the comments as to why she's notorious before i reveal the stunning truth behind the cut.
she is 37-year old sonya thomas of alexandria, va., and she is the second-highest-ranked eater in the IFOCE (international federation of competitive eating, and yes, it exists). check out her totally awesome record:
Armour Vienna Sausage: 8.31 pounds Armour Vienna Sausage /Lowe's Motor Speedway Charlotte / 10 Minutes/ May 28, 2005
Asparagus: 5.75 pounds Tempura Deep Fried Aspargus Spears/ Stockton Asparagus Fest / 10 minutes/ Apr. 24, 2004
Baked Beans, Long Course: 8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber / 2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004
Cheesecake: 11 pounds Downtown Atlantic Cheesecake / 9 minutes/ Sept. 26, 2004
Chicken Nuggets: 80 Chicken Nuggets / 5 Minutes
Chicken Wings: 167 chicken wings / 32 minutes
Chicken Wings, National Buffalo Wing Festival: 161 chicken wings, 5.09 lbs / 12 minutes/ Sept. 5, 2004
Eggs: 65 Hard Boiled Eggs / 6 minutes, 40 seconds
Fruitcake: 4 pounds, 14 1/4 ounces Wegmans Fruitcake / 10 minutes/ Dec. 30, 2003
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches: 25 grilled cheese sandwiches/ GoldenPalace.com / 10 Minutes/ Feb. 12, 2005
Hamburger: Giant Barrick Burger: 9 pound cheeseburger/ Plaza Hotel Casino / 48 minutes, 10 seconds/ Jan. 22, 2005
Hamburgers: 7 Burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers" / 10 minutes
Jambalaya: 9 Pounds Crawfish Jambalaya/ LuLu's Mardi Gras / 10 Minutes/ Feb. 24, 2004
Maine Lobster: 38 Maine Lobsters (9.76 Pounds of meat) from the shell / 12 minutes/ Aug. 21, 2004
Meatballs: 6 pounds Meatballs/ Carmine's Restaurant at Tropicana Hotel Casino / 12 minutes/ Dec. 4, 2004
Oysters: 46 Dozen Acme Oysters/ Acme Oyster House / 10 Minutes/ Mar. 20, 2005
Pizza: 6 Extra Large Bacci Pizza Slices / 15 Minutes/ June 19, 2004
Pulled Pork: 23 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes/ Oct. 3, 2003
Quesadilla: 31.5 4-inch Cheese Quesadilla / 5 minutes
Sweet Potato Casserole: 8.62 pounds/ NC State Fair / 11 minutes/ Oct. 20, 2004
Tacos: 48 soft chicekn tacos/ Zocalo Restaurant / 11 minutes/ Sept. 29, 2004
Toasted Ravioli: 4 pounds toasted ravioli by Charlie Gitto's at Harrah's St. Louis / 12 Minutes/ Nov. 20, 2004
Turducken: 7 3/4 pounds Turducken.com Thanksgiving Dinner / 12 minutes/ Nov. 26, 2003
holy fucking intestinal disorder. 7.75 pounds of TURDUCKEN.
this woman is my hero.
UPDATE: this granny is the 11th ranked eater in the IFOCE. "She frequently can be seen reapplying her lipstick immediately following a contest, using the side of a knife as a mirror."
sweetness.
Comments
Okay, since the pic is titled "eateateat" I initially assumed she was some sort of eating contest champion. However, you state that she's notorious, not famous... cannibal?
goddammit. my lack of picture naming skills ruins all the fun.
you're right, she's not notorious. i mean, at least in my book, she's downright amazing. poor word chocie.
What is up with these skinny ass people and their ridiculous eating ability? And what seems like the common genetic heritage... wow.
IFOCE is awesome.
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