Am I the only person who hasn't heard of Blank of the Day? Well, if not, go check it out. I think you'll agree it's pretty funny. Well, if you're the kind of person who thinks facetious articles about videogame hardware specifications are funny. Which I pretty clearly am.

But this is the real reason I want to link to them. They're holding a contest to engineer a new bad joke for use in Slashdot threads. This is such an pointless, overthought, juvenile, and impossibly geeky project that I'm starting to worry that the idea was somehow stolen from me without my ever having thought of it.

And the winner gets a pink Nintendo DS! Score.