fabulous
upon going to the doctor today (i decided last night it was not good for me to be hacking up enormous green and yellow colored...things), i was given - guess what? - that's right, ANOTHER INHALER! the doctor today said the last inhaler i was given was a little dangerous to be using four times a day (apparently it is a heart stimulant, something i noticed when i would puff into it and then clean the kitchen, bathroom, and go grocery shopping all in under 20 minutes. thanks old doctor, for trying to kill me, though i do appreciate the productivity that came out of it).
but my new inhaler is not just any regular inhaler. it is the FUTURE of inhalers. in fact, it is so damn futuristic that i can barely figure out how to use it. it involves some rotation, some clicks, there's some sort of counter on there...really, it's crazy.
behold, the future, where inhalers are PURPLE AND ROUND AND LOOK SORTA LIKE BIRTH CONTROL:
wanna fuck with me now that i've got this cool inhaler? huh? i'll beat your ass! ...or i would, if i weren't wheezing so much.
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Trust me. It is the greatest inhaler ever.
But you can only use it twice a day. Hope your doctor told you that!
Also, drink some water after using.
yeah, the dr was explicit in using it only twice a day. it's hard, though...there's no pump to spray it into your mouth. you just have to breathe in really hard. but since i'm having breathing problems already, i can't breathe in hard enough to really get a good dose...i dunno. i'm thinking too much about inhalers these days. i'm 85 apparently.
ha! I read that first line of your last paragraph as:
"wanna fuck me now that I've got this cool inhaler?..."
I was like geez, she's being a bit forward/agressive today. must be the steriods in her system...
bwahahahaha...oh dear. wait, what? you don't find my new inhaler sexy? BITCH?
listen, kitten, you were the first to bring up the fact that it looks like birth control. and you know what conservatives say..... yr totally a woman of ill repute, catherine, I can sense it. ;)
"It is the greatest inhaler ever."
Hmmm... a strong contender for nerdiest statement of 2005. But not quite as nerdy as my "Can I get the tracking number for the lightsaber that I ordered?"
i AM an inhaler slut..
purple is good:
http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/purple_america_2004.gif
purple is good! this inhaler is an inhaler of the people.
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