more deadly than the male
Susan's got another predictably hilarious post up, this time about boxing, at which she's apparently a prodigy.
Well, good luck to Kriston. I remember a brief fit of panic when Catherine went to a kickboxing class. Fortunately it didn't take; she still punches with mantislike limp wrists (presumably learned from watching Buffy) and usually accompanies each strike with a little explosion noise that she makes with her mouth. Oh yeah, and an evil, deliberate glower. Needless to say I find the whole thing pretty cute, which infuriates her and makes her punch my shoulder until it's okay maybe not so cute anymore.
Anyway, yeah. Girlfriends punching: hilariously terrifying.
(graphic blatantly stolen from this site, which seems amazingly germane given that its introductory blurb states that "THE SITE IS DEDICATED TO WOMEN. WE LOVE AND RESPECT ALL THE WOMEN, NO MATTER IF THEY ARE STRONG OR WEAK, COMBATIVE OR NOT, FEMINISTS OR NOT TOO MUCH" and much of its text appears to be in Cyrillic)

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you don't like my punches, eh? what about the cockpunches, buddy?
Well, Tommy, I'm fairly certain that they can't both be Buffy. This is probably a title issue that needs to be settled on a field of combat.
Eh, I'm over Buffy now. Because now, I AM THE GREATEST.
I knew there would be a cockpunch mention coming!
"mantislike limp wrists" = so best.
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