thank you for the email where you smoothly and kindly informed me that: "We thought you'd like to know that we shipped this portion of your order separately to give you quicker service. You won't be charged any extra shipping fees, and the remainder of your order will follow as soon as those items become available."

i thought that notice about the order was particularly thoughtful; you truly have the customer's best interests at heart.

except when the order is a TWO-PIECE BATHING SUIT AND YOU'RE JUST SHIPPING ME THE BOTTOM AND I'M GOING TO THE BEACH IN A WEEK, ASSHATS.