relentless promotion, here i come!
DON'T FORGET! you won't be able to, because i will be harassing you from now till thursday at 7 p.m.:
DCist Cinco De Mayo Happy Hour
Tunes Spun by bluestate
Chance To Complain To Our Faces in Person, Jerkwad
if you're a reader of DCist and this site, please don't hesitate to come up and introduce yourselves. despite what you may think, i am a LOVELY person.
when i'm sober i look like this ('cept usually not riding a duck. usually).
when i'm drunk i look like this, or this, or this, and will be slurring, "heyyyyy i'm shhooo glad you could come! you're beautiful!"