experimental subjects wanted
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posted by tom / April 07, 2005 / 
To conduct an investigative study into the effects of activated charcoal/ion exchange resin filters on very cheap vodka. Unaffiliated research groups have reported positive results, but the scientific method demands independent verification -- we don't want another cold fusion on our hands, people.
Study Date: Friday evening.
Compensation: Primarily headache-based.
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and before anyone has to ask: yes, of course we will be using control groups and as close to a double blind protocol as you can get while drinking heavily.
I am and experienced guinea pig, due to taking Psych 101 at UVA, and would like to lend my services. Is there room for science lemons, sugar, and 151? I promise very pretty pyrotechnics.
Julie, of course there is room for science lemons, although -- and I really cannot stress this enough -- please ensure that they are properly calibrated.
As for the 151... I don't think we can work it into the experimental protocol, but it might be useful to have an easy method of sterilization handy.
Can we get an early start by beginning the experiment/therapy during the Zards game at 8?
Ok, but I don't know how you'll get the pyrotechnics without the 151.
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