a few reasons why i'm a bad person
posted by catherine / April 07, 2005 /
almost, oh, EVERY SINGLE EVENING on my way home from work, i go into the P street whole foods, stride through the aisles, take one of every sample they're offering (erm, sometimes two, if the cheese is really awesome...) and walk out without buying anything.
even though i lived in italy for a year, 90% of my wine purchases are based on whether the label is pretty or not.
i just ate half a ball of fresh mozzarella. with my fingers.
based on the three admissions above, i am a yuppie of the worst order.
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based on the three admissions above, i am a yuppie of the worst order
No, a Yuppie would not leave Whole Foods without buying something that they don't really need, and only the most honest or drunk Yuppies would admit to basing most wine purchases on the attractiveness of the bottle labels. As for the mozzarella, was it bufala? If not, you need some remedial Yuppie training.
only the most honest or drunk Yuppies
i think we know which one i am!
You know why I'm a bad person? I'm a workaholic. That and my virulent racism.
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