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posted by catherine / March 24, 2005 / What do the following books say about a person's sexual characteristics:
- A man currently reading The Da Vinci Code?
Boring in bed, needs a treasure map to find his way to the crown jewels.- A woman reading He's Just Not That Into You?
Desperate. If you need that many signposts to figure out if he likes you or not, it's bad news.- A woman reading The Five People You Meet in Heaven?
More concerned with the afterlife than the here-and-now. Probably not that great a lay.- A man reading How to Talk to a Liberal if You Must?
Run! He's going to want to do missionary the whole time . . . or anal.

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