virginia is for crazies who would like to live in medieval times
walking up wisconsin avenue towards the tenleytown metro stop this evening, i passed a homeless man sitting in a bus stop that he had clearly turned into his ad hoc home. there were three shopping carts full of random books, clothes and bags surrounding him, and as i got nearer, he started frantically waving a newspaper in his hand and shouting nonsensically. he was obviously mentally disturbed. but as i passed by, i heard what he was yelling: "those politicians in southern virginia! they make crazy laws! i want to call them all up and do the donald trump and tell them that THEY'RE FIRED! they deserve to be fired!"
turns out, i couldn't agree with him more. and after seeing in the past few weeks the kind of laws that the virginia house of delegates is spending time and taxpayer money on passing, i'd rather have the crazy homeless man in office than those idiots.
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goddammit. what are they doing to my commonwealth?

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Hey, it's not your commonwealth anymore. You moved to DC, so maybe it's your fault.
techincally, since i am going to hell and never registered as a DC resident, i can still claim VA as mine own. anyway i still have to pay 2/3 of my taxes to them this year. bleh.
but i am a fan of the idea that i am such a bastion of hetereosexuality and political correctness that as soon as i moved away a huge vaccuum was created and virginia went all crazy.
You're a hetereosexual? Egads! You must repent. You *can* be differnt...you just have to choose!
Forget your commonwealth. What the hell are doing to civil liberties?! A constitutional ban and a possible fine for fashion?
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