happy thanksgiving, everybody. i am about to embark on a massive, epic journey of pie eating, so i thought i'd take a second to tell you how thankful i am for this blog and its readers. blogging is fun, and i enjoy sharing my inane thoughts with you all. i just had to let you know that in case i die of eating too much. i will admit to being a little frightened, but somebody has to take care of those freedom-hating pecan and pumpkin pies, and i am resolute and ready to stay the course. even if it means eating until i burst.

fare thee well, god speed, and happy thanksgiving. remember, i did not go in vain!