you're now entering the gross-out zone

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posted by catherine / October 14, 2004 /

you're really doing yourself a disservice if you're not reading these documents on the smoking gun in regards to the bill o'reilly sexual harrasment scandal. a few of my favorite excerpts:

After these words during the course of their dinner, Defendant Bill O'Reilly's demeanor abruptly changed. O'Reilly's eyes became glazed and bizarrely strayed in opposite directions. Defendent then said to Plaintiff, "And just use your vibrator to blow off steam!"

...When Plaintiff responded that she never engaged in phone sex, Defendant professed disbelief, and told her that the sexual stories he told were all based upon his own experiences, such as when he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the "little short brown woman" asked to see his penis and was "amazed."

...[on the phone] During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed. Immediately after climaxing, Defendant launched into a discussion concerning how good he was on a recent appearance on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

Comments

no spin!

quite a lot of buzzing, though

Posted by: tom on October 14, 2004 04:03 PM

Oh that's so so gross. I believe every word.

Posted by: susan on October 14, 2004 04:40 PM

HOTT.

Posted by: Kriston on October 14, 2004 09:52 PM

Now I know: Journalism's the place for me!

Posted by: matty on October 15, 2004 03:02 PM

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