back to the back

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posted by catherine / October 14, 2004 /

zee theeng on bush's back, i theenk it eez steel there.
so what the fuck is it?

pic 1
pic 2
pic 3

those are the only images i can find. i found about a billion shots of kerry's back, though.

also, can we get a round of applause for both the candidates' daughters? they all looked smokin last night. at least whoever wins will be helping out the dreadful fashion scene in d.c.

update: for you doubters, there's a seriously bulge-y photo here.

i don't think it's a wire, but it must be some sort of medical device. some more of the tin-foilish people that i've read have suggested that bush has had a stroke in the past four years, which would also explained why one side of his face was droopy last night.

or else bush has extremely freaky shoulder blades.

viva la conspiracy!

Comments

Have to confess, I don't see it.

Posted by: tom on October 14, 2004 11:05 AM

i see it in the pictures, but only because i am looking really, really hard, and might be hallucinating it.

Posted by: catherine on October 14, 2004 11:08 AM

I believe it is referred to as a "suit jacket" in fashion circles.

Posted by: brian on October 14, 2004 11:36 AM

It's called a spine, Catherine. Post some pics of Kerry so we can determine if he has one. --s

Posted by: j.scott barnard on October 14, 2004 12:24 PM

oh diss.

Posted by: catherine on October 14, 2004 12:26 PM

oh dip! hoooo!

Posted by: Kriston on October 14, 2004 12:30 PM

And, come on, it's a bra strap. A unibra strap. You know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Kriston on October 14, 2004 12:36 PM

seriously, it actually looks like suspenders, that come together in the middle of his back.

maybe they're really think ones, since that's how the normal fold where them

Posted by: j o hn on October 14, 2004 12:46 PM

"fold where them" = "folk wear them"

sorry

(i'm in a post sushi lunch euphoria. everything's hazy)

Posted by: j o h n on October 14, 2004 12:48 PM

actually, suspenders is the first reasonable speculation i've heard. if that's the case though, then why don't they just say so?

Posted by: catherine on October 14, 2004 01:13 PM

also, can we get a round of applause for both the candidates' daughters? they all looked smokin last night.

'scuse me, I thought we agreed that Jenna's baggy get-up was unflattering and probably hiding a pregnancy. Or were you too wasted to remember my latest conspiracy theory?

Posted by: susan on October 14, 2004 02:12 PM

oh snap, you're right, i did forget about that in my drunken stupor. totally preggers.

Posted by: catherine on October 14, 2004 02:16 PM

it's a manzier.

bro!

manzier!

bro!

Posted by: matty on October 15, 2004 03:00 PM

Could it be some sort of high-tech piece of security-related equipment he (and, I'm sure, all future presidents) will have to wear in public and semi-public forums? Just a thought/

Posted by: Joey on October 17, 2004 11:40 PM

it's called - bush played football, so he has broad shoulders and there is a dip in between his blades. a stroke? are you kidding me? one of those hippie reporters in DC would have found out about it and cbs would have been all over it.

Posted by: jillyn on October 18, 2004 05:10 PM

Football? heh, he was a cheerleader [not that there's anything rong with that].

My guess is bullet proof vest.

Posted by: DonaldEugene on October 18, 2004 06:22 PM

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