i'm a fucking scientologist
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posted by catherine / August 13, 2004 / 
haha. being a longtime proponent of making fun of wacky religious people, esp scientologists, i think these statements from tom cruise in an interview in rolling stone are hysterical:
"Who are those people that say those things?" Cruise asks when I bring it up over lunch one day. "Because I promise you, it isn't everybody. But I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions."He lists some of Scientology's selling points: its drug-abuse, prison-rehabilitation and education programs. "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."
bring it. i'm a FUCKING SCIENTOLOGIST, man, and i will FUCK YOU UP.
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They run drug rehab programs? Well then of course they're on the up-and-up! What esteemed company they're in... Jim Jones, for one.
Of course, you could point out that teaching Scientology "technology" to people fresh out of prison or recovering from addiction would be a great way to indoctrinate people at their most vulnerable. But how cynical would that be?
Yeesh. I hate these Scientologists. Give me good old fashioned Falun Gong any day.
(Also, Catherine: beware the Cruise fingertip-lasers. He may not able to fire them quite yet, but give him a few more years/hundreds of thousands of dollars. Then you'll be sorry.)
Wow! It sounds like the delusional rantings of a sub-par sci-fi writer who created a religious system on a bet is the religion for me! Where do I sign up?
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