step off, bitch. :)

You ladies best both get in line, I have a mean uppercut.

OK, after the dust settles, would the winner put in a good word for me with his sister?

jake is hot ok but most girls are looking for an intellectual edge someone who can tell you about artists or politics or something and then goes to pub quiz. i think i have a friend or two who is hotter than this jake jerk. this is tom speaking

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