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posted by catherine / July 12, 2004 / 
busy monday, but i thought i'd just take this opportunity to remind everyone in the world, as if they even needed reminding, what a completely gross and disgusting tool john mayer is:
John Mayer has a phone sex problem. The crooner who had a big hit with “Your Body Is a Wonderland” showed Esquire his Amex bill, which included a $1,500 phone sex bill, noting, “Being famous means you can have sex with any girl you want.” Mayer also spent $1,700 on eBay for an unopened “Star Wars” Boba Fett action figure and $4,812 at Louis Vuitton on two suits he has never worn or ever will. “I’ve worn the same jeans every day since March,” Mayer said.
i do love the quote that being famous means being able to have sex with whoever you want. then why do you need to spend 1500 dollars having PHONE SEX?? weirdo. and don't even get me started on boba fett. i suspect that is the real reason he can't get a girl outside of a pay-by-the-minute 900 number.
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He's handsome, sings and plays the guitar well, but there's something not quite right about the way he's always looking haggard, half asleep, with dark rings around the eyes. Seriously. I think he's spending too much time on the phone.
Come on, Catherine. You know you'd do him.
Dude, that Boba Fett toy is the one that features the much-discussed missile-firing mechanism in his rocket-booster jetpack—bringing up the familiar debate: Why didn't he fire it in ROTJ, latch on by grappling hook, and thus escape the Sarlaac Pit?
. . . so what's that number?
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