let's all get drunk!

an open invitation from jon (and charles, and tommy, and all the other beermeisters):

Nobody really needs a written invitation to come to Beer Day; if you have a stomach and a strong resolve for awesomeness then your invitation is the global mandate which God bestowed on every man woman and child when they entered this world. All the same, I thought i would send this out so that everyone knows the address.

Beer Day 2k4, the wolf-raised child of Beer Day 2k3, will ascend from the crisped ashes of its sire and stalk this corporeal dome for a brief period of destruction and sweetness on Saturday, July 3rd 2004 at 5726 N. 15th St. Arlington, VA 22205

If you dont know much about Beer Day you can probably extrapolate the details but we have an interweb site to help you out: www.beerday.net

Also, if anybody would like to wax poetic about Beer Day I invite them to record that sacred text on the Beer Day 2004 Forum at www.beerday.net/forum

yours truly,
Jonathan Robert Zuckerman

p.s. i sent this to all of you because i think that you could each make beer day a better day for everyone, i encourage you to forward this message or craft your own to invite any one else who shares these same qualities of badassedness

personally, this will be my fourth beer day. the first one i attended was at tommy's house in charlottesville, where i arrived late at 9pm and worked my way up to 12 beers in three hours or something ridiculous in order to catch up with the guys. we went out to the corner to go to some bars, and got stopped by a policewoman along the way who thought the large group of guys was in the process of kidnapping me. my second beer day was at chris's house, where i got very drunk and chris sexually harassed me (which is by now a common and expected theme). the third beer day was out on a farm in virginia, and because i had an early morning committment the next day, i unfortunately did not get into the spirit and drove home that same night sober, not having participated in the 300 foot long slip n' slide. but this year -- this year, i am READY. bring on the beer, and the kiddie pool, and the slip and slide; bring on the beer can chicken and the massive dehydration; bring on the drunk antics and embarrassing moments; bring on naked chris -- i am ready for it all.

and you all should be too. beer day 2004. be there or be sober.