i like greg the boyfriend. he is totally worth reading for his bizarre insights into the male mind (whatever that means, anyway), and this one story about how he got a girl to believe he was gay so he could end up dating her ("this is about one boy lying about taking it up the ass so that he and this girl can get to know each other in a normal healthy way."). you should read him. it's a good way to pass time at work. i should know!