I can't resist posting this. There's a new WB show which may or may not make it to the airwaves called "Superstar USA". The basic idea is that it's a competition full of William Hungs. The judges tell them they're good, put through the worst singers, and America laughs.

"But what about the audience?" you're saying. Simple: the producers told the audience the contestants were terminally ill, and that the show was being put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

I like this scandal a lot better than the last one.