so: just checked the site's stats (not the sitemeter at the bottom of the page, but a more comprehensive one), and it reveals that the #3 search string that led people here is "groin kicking". six whole hits. i'm also proud to note that the blog has received two hits for people searching for "bruschetta pronunciation." other searches of note:

unrequited narcissism (surprising)
virtual-slut
1987 cicada pictures
acting sexy lyrics sifl
benjamin mackenzie from the oc naked
sexsexsexy
uva girls are beautiful
ashton kucher motorcycle

well. there are some weird folks out there.

oh my god. i just checked for sure, and i am #6 on google's list for "groin kicking." out of about 1,500.

apparently, my life is now complete!