all you haters
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posted by catherine / April 23, 2004 / 
this is for you "jetpack" fans of that retarded shark.
i would just like to note that he stayed up there for a whole TWENTY-SIX SECONDS. ooooooooh. wow. that's real great. yeah, jetpacks are the way to go, for sure.
NOT. FLYING CROCODILE!!! motherfuckers.
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Well, that certainly is more impressive than the record for human flight using natural wings. OH WAIT
Anyway the shark's natural aerodynamics would easily give it 10x the flight time of our lumpy human form. More than long enough to rain bloody crocodile parts down on the cheering spectators below.
hello, we're not talking about human flight. we're talking about CROCODILE flight. which has been well documented.
obviously we have to talk about a human with wings vs. a human with a jetpack if we're going to debate the merits of the two locomotive technologies. Data must be normalized! Your argument would only work if that were a shark in the picture. And, deadly though they may be, I don't think sharks are capable of negotiating sponsorship deals with Smirnoff.
To really do this right though, we would have to complete the anology shark : crocodile :: human : ?
I'm not sure what the answer is, but I'm pretty sure it's either "kitten" or "helpless baby sparrow"
okay, we've now taken this too far
shark : crocodile :: kriston : catherine
yeah, that analogy works when you realize that the crocodile is totally wiping the floor with the shark's ass.
CROC 4EVER
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