the horror
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posted by catherine / April 22, 2004 / 
american idol results last night: shocking. shocking.
jennifer hudson, one of the top three most talented contestants, was voted out. not only that, the top three most talented contestants were in the bottom three.
it's a dangerous precedent. if you perform amazingly and blow away the millions of americans watching...no one is going to vote for you. because you were just so amazing that there's way you could possibly lose! of course, on the other hand, if you suck a big one a la john stevens, your legions of crazed teenybopper fans are going to alert the cult to vote 2 billion times to save your sorry ass.
in other news, please read this serious article about this terrible reversal.
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I think it's all a big reality hoax. These reality show producers and their camaraderie (the gossip columns) are voting nonstop for the likes of John Stevens and Miss Hawaiian flower girl to create this controversial drama. Or, it was my fault for not watching on Tuesday night and voting. or everyone's fault for complaining about the weekly results, but they didn't even vote....ahem
i know, i've learned my lesson. i'll be voting next week. we have to get rid of that red-headed shmuck.
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work."
— Kent Brockman
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