no one in today in my department, thought i’d kill the last hour of work by digging up some music-related crap to keep you and me entertained:

lil kim is so totally going to jail. no word on who will design the black-and-white striped prison pasties.

the always-bizarre and completely confusing radiohead.com website is up. labyrinthine links and stanley donwood await.

nme recap of the first pixies concert in ten years. you can download a video here, though i have no idea how to download bit torrent.

spike jonze and karen o of the yeah yeah yeahs like to make out.

another jackson accuser comes on out.

and a few non-music goodies for you:

britney wants to do a reality tv series, OnTourage, describing it as being a mix of 'the real world' and madonna's 'truth or dare.' this is an awesome, awesome idea.

mel g. is shopping around 'the passion' for tv time. one thing--he demands that it show completely unaired. dunno how the FCC will get around this one. (erm. update. i meant show completely unedited. i don't know exactly how it would show completely unaired. my love for typos rears its ugly head)

and this is fun: bush's unintentionally cinematic rhetorical style.