drag queens no longer my biggest fear about trip to brazil
So first the Brazillians refuse to allow nuclear inspectors. Now -- surprise, surprise -- they're under siege by rabid vampire bats which may or may not* also possess radioactive superpowers of some sort.
This is why we can't allow foreign countries to have nuclear resources -- the guy at the reactor with the swatting-broom gets tired, a few bats fly through the core, and suddenly no one in your country's got any blood left. We need inspectors in there NOW, to confirm, once and for all, the rumored non-white "other"ness of Brazil's current insane fascist dictatorial regime of idealistic socialists, and their consequent unfitness to harness the atom.
You're either with us or against us, Brazil. If you think radioactive blood-sucking bats are bad, wait till the CIA gets warmed up.
* definitely do, run RUN
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No doubt. While we're in there—before we nuke 'em—someone make sure and loot, er, pick me up some of the out-of-print Os Mutantes records. Maybe all of them.
Perhaps we should inspect their nuts instead.
http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/consumer%20products/brazilnuts.htm
http://hps.org/publicinformation/ate/q1147.html
http://www.theeagle.com/brazossunday/010404radiation.htm
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