italian terrorist suspects, linked with some bombings in turkey, were arrested in perugia, italy.

that is very excellent. but how could perugia, lovely perugia, be harboring terrorists, of all places in italy? perugia is not home to evil-doers! it is the place of the annual eurocholate festival; it is a quaint umbrian town filled with medieval arches that reach the sky; it is the location of the headquarters of the perugina chocolate factory, which makes some of the best chocolate in the world, and possibly THE best chocolate in the world; it possesses the most amazing youth hostel in the world, where i got drunk on wine with my friends on our own private balcony while we watched the sun set over the terraced valley.

basically, perugia=chocolate and beauty. an incongruous place for terrorists. they need to hide out in dirty alleys and sewers where they belong. THEY DESERVE NO CHOCOLATE!