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posted by catherine / March 09, 2004 /

so excited for the antp goodness! last week, previews showed that shandi would fall prey to the tried and true italian boy's "i've never done it with an american girl" pick up line. and had sex in a hot tub, even though she's got a boyfriend. how cliche. now, sex with an italian boy in a funicular, or in a eurostar bathroom, would have been much more interesting. but we shall see.

wait? what is this crap? it is a recap of the eight first seasons. okay, well whatever. this is good. i can see what i missed the first half of the season. italia, next week!

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It's kind of sad—Shandi comes up from white trash with this chance to win a ticket out of Walgreen's but thoroughly white trashes out Italy and screws up her moment (I'm betting). Back to the one-hour photo booth for her. Good thing that television ultimately exists only for my entertainment!

Posted by: Kriston on March 9, 2004 11:16 PM

do you think they'd cut her for that? i hope not. i think tyra is jonesing for shandi to win. she should ditch the boyfriend, anyway. he's holding her back!

Posted by: catherine on March 10, 2004 09:25 AM

I will never forgive Tyra for making me wait an extra week to see Shandi's debauchery. I hate recap episodes! I've been misled!
UPN has made a fool of me for the last time!

Posted by: susan on March 10, 2004 10:00 AM

I'm calling it: She's going to get all emotional about screwing things up with the Asst Night Supervisor at home and will be unable to perform her assigned model task. The stakes are too high at this stage in the game—one eyelash not batted is enough!

She's clearly not model material. C'mon, it's Milan - like Chris Rock says about Jamaica: Milan don't count! I thought we were talking about domestic cheating!

Posted by: Kriston on March 10, 2004 11:58 AM

i disagree! i'll bet you yoanna will get cut, because she's just too fat. look at her. she's huge. a size two. she's gone. i really think tyra wants shandi to win. and what tyra wants, tyra gets.

though, i'm making these claims after having watched one whole episode and the recap show, so i'm probably talking out of my ass.

Posted by: catherine on March 10, 2004 12:21 PM

Mercedes is the next sacrifice to the Tyra Gods. Her Lupus has taken her as far as it can get her. Time to cut the cute.

Posted by: susan on March 10, 2004 12:44 PM

yeah, you're right, it might be mercedes. but i feel confident that shandi and freako april will be the top two. april is seriously weird, by the way. her freestyle dancing routine on the recap was fantastic.

Posted by: catherine on March 10, 2004 03:00 PM

nope, there's a ticket home on aisle 4 for shameless shandi. hope that antonio was worth it!

and april is hot. she's going to win.

Posted by: kriston on March 10, 2004 03:51 PM

do you really think she's hot? i think she's only modelesque...her voice scares me a little bit, though. and also, the dancing.

Posted by: catherine on March 11, 2004 01:52 PM

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