i may not love my work, but i do love my coworkers:

In anticipation of Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras, come join the AGB Krewe for refreshments in the 5th floor conference room at 4:00pm today to kick off the weekend and Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!

we have parties like, every other week. when the hurricane was brewing, we had a party, themed "the end is near, so let's have a beer!"

the conference room is basically codespeak for "alcohol-stocked party chamber." i once mistakenly referred to it as the "liquor room" instead of the "conference room" when talking to a superior. awesome.