create your own visited country map

that's really sad. i was feeling before like i was a pretty worldly traveler, but clearly i am nothing. it makes me want to get out there again. where should i go next?

ps: see all those little red dots floating in the oceans all over? what the hell are those? are the US and europe planning world dominance through island purchasing? they must belong to them, because i've never been to any tropical island things.